Stir Crazed!

So, I've pretty much just been sitting around at home slowly healing, dealing with hospitals, insurance, work and motorcycle repair people, reading comics and playing video games. None of this is very exciting and as you may have guessed I'm going a little stir crazy. I've taken up pacing as a serious pastime. I'm wearing a nice little track into the carpet. Other than that, I've begun having really cool dreams.

The first of which involved me being stabbed (bear with me) with a coin, among other things (as in: other things happened, not I was stabbed with other things). Now, there is actually some context to this. I was, in this dream, a hero of some sort. Super or not, I didn't know. Some other random heroes (some super) and I ran a Hero academy somewhere and we were being attacked by a villain and I was the only one who could defeat him. We battled for a bit and somehow this culminated into him slamming a coin (shaped like a dollar coin, but larger) into my chest and embedding it there. 

This being the location, size and orientation of the aforementioned coin

This proved to be too much to handle and I fell/went flying through the air (it was a dream, it was vague) over near a pot plant (I'm not sure why I remember this specifically) and died... Or so I thought! I woke up shortly (in the dream) feeling like I was DEFINITELY going to die. My apparent death invigorated my team mates and they fought off the villain with ease. Then went inside to mourn me while I lay on the ground near a pot plant, playing with grass and waiting to die. After a while of this (it must've been half an hour?) I got sick of it and decided to live. Following this decision I got up, ripped the coin out of my ribs and went back to work while holding my wound.

it was in this condition from being slammed into my ribs, which are apparently tough.

At some point afterwards for some reason I beat up some snooty secret service type who was trying to tell me how to run my business with a chair. Not wrestling style, just a regular dinner chair. I think he was 'protecting' some kid who I didn't want to teach anyway. I don't remember. the rest didn't involve getting stabbed.


The next dream and also the following night, I dreamt that Ben Stiller, Tom Cruise and I were secret agents/commandos. We were called to a top secret American military base for some sort of test for a top secret program of secretiveness, or something. Anyway, the trials were hardcore. I remember we were almost killed every minute and a half or so, and I also remember climbing up a tube that was constructed like a mouse tube, with little ribs for us to grab on to to climb. We ended up in a huge cliff base somehow and we had figured out (also somehow) that the government who'd hired us was trying to kill us, maybe we were being punished for something, maybe they were actually training the guards against us (who we had killed hundreds of by now) or maybe something else, I don't know. All I know is that they wanted us dead.


 We'd devised a plan to escape with minimal losses and time using a helicopter that was conveniently sitting on a helipad on the side of the cliff. I'm not sure where Ben Stiller was at this point, maybe dead, maybe on the way to the rendezvous, as we had split up to do a few parts of the plan. The General decided we were far too much trouble though and decided to let us escape (not sure how I knew that) even with what we had learned, So I sort of strolled through the corridors to the helipad, opening the various doors Tom (and maybe Ben) needed me too and we escaped. Around this time I woke up.


I've condensed these and left out a lot of detail cos they're actually really long and complex stories. On another note, check this out! A reasonable update time! Ill try to make it every week or two, just for something interesting. So, I guess I'll just leave you with my short computer advice for those of you reading this on a computer. If its not working, turn it iff and in again, and if that doesn't work, reverse the polarity. Fixes everything, trust me.

Universal polarity-reversing problem solver doesnt have the same ring